Michael: Racism is dead Stanley, you can have any kind of ice cream you want. Michael: And you walk up toward the castle, and inside the castle are 4 men, and each of them, none of them have shoes, and they give you a funny cigarette, and you feel even more relaxed, and then you want ice cream. Michael: It is a beautiful, sunny day as we walk through the meadow that is very spiritual and relaxing and there are flowers and it is sunny and beautiful. Here we go.Īngela: What are you– What are you doing?ĭwight: We search for the organs. If he has one, we only have minutes to harvest.ĭwight: Get me some ice and a styrofoam bucket. Anyone know what we do next? Anybody? Rose?ĭwight: Wrong. You didn’t maintain 100 beats per minute, and the ambulance didn’t arrive because nobody called 911. Loo do do!Įveryone: Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. Oh, it’s alright, it’s okay, you can look the other way. Music loud, women warm, been kicked around since I was born. Michael: Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.Īndy: Oh you can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk. Rose: No, it’s–Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.Ĭreed: You were in the parking lot earlier. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Michael: I will divide and then count to it. Michael: okay, that’s uh, hard to keep track. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute. Rose: All right, well, lets get back to it. Michael: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Kevin. Kevin: I would want to live with no legs. Michael: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there? All right.ĬPR Trainer: So, assessing the situation. Michael: This is you we’re talking about. He could have died, because of the way that you are allowing your office to run. One of your employees had a heart attack. Something that Dwight doesn’t like.ĭavid Wallace: Michael, you have to take responsibility here. Michael: And we should take a part of his pay and donate it the charity of your choice. Instead, what I think we should do is strip of your title as safety officer. Michel: Can you shove down? Instead… shove down, please. But we are going to let this one slide.ĭavid: Look, this is very serious offense. We are not mad, we are just disappointed. I shouted many things! I also shouted instructions on how to get out of the building, so you can imagine my frustration as safety officer when nobody would heed of what– heeded–ĭwight: N-no one would take hedded of my instructions.ĭwight: And, well, I don’t see my co-workers– Lawyer: Did you shout, “Fire!”, causing a panic?ĭwight: Yes I shouted “fire!”. And he should be released from the hospital and back in the office in a couple days. Jim: Michael! Michael!ĭavid Wallace: How could you possibly think this is a good idea?ĭwight: A lot of ideas were not appreciated in their time.ĭavid Wallace: You could have burned down the whole building.ĭwight: I just want to say for the record, I did not kill anyone. Michael: He’s going to swallow is tongue. Jim: No, no, no! Don’t give him mouth to mouth for this! Michael: No, no, no! You will not die! Stanley! Stanley! You will not die! Stanley! Stanley! Barack is president! You are black, Stanley! I’m gonna give him mouth to mouth. It was only a simulation.ĭwight: Fire not real. Michael: Help!! Help!!ĭwight: Attention everyone! Employees of Dunder Mifflin! This has been a test of our emergency preparedness. Phyllis and Creed: Ahhhh!!! Īndy: Go, go, go, go, go!! Phyllis: What in the name of God is going on?!Īndy: Yes! Yes, ba– Yes, battering ram! Battering ram! ĭwight: Use the surge of fear and adrenaline to sharpen your decision-making. Exit points people.Īngela: I only weigh 82 pounds! Uh– save Bandit! Oh!ĭwight: How about 911? Anyone? 911. What are the options? Okay, that’s the wrong way. Where do we go folks? Wha– Use a what to cover the mouth?Īngela: It’s okay. Get out of my way!ĭwight: Have you ever seen a burn victim?ĭwight: Okay! Procedure, procedure. Everyone for himself.Įveryone: Out of my way! Let’s go. No bunching!ĭwight: Things can be replaced, Phyllis! People, human lives, however, can… How’s the handle?ĭwight: Well, uh, another option. If it’s hot, there could be a fire in the hallway.ĭwight: Oh! Here’s a door. Michael: Everyone, now calm down!ĭwight: No! No, Michael! No! Touch the handle. Everybody stay calm.ĭwight: What’s the procedure, everyone? What’s the procedure? The smoke could be coming through an air duct. Pam: Oh, my God! Uh, Oh my God!ĭwight: Oh, fire! Oh my goodness! What’s the procedure? What do we do, people?ĭwight: No, we don’t know that. Dwight: Does anyone smell anything smoky?Īngela: Did you bring your jerky in again?
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